What McDonald’s closes at 11pm on a Thursday? What The Fuck.

First off. I’m gunna skip to the end. I will kick you out for eating in the bed. It’s gross. My partner is crime is lucky she has her own bed. As far as I’m concerned that bed is tainted. To make matters worse it’s 2:09am. McDonald’s was...

Spanish girls with an accent are my kryptonite.

The worst part about driving to Florida is actually driving in Florida. Jesus Christ. Florida is filled with some of the worst people in the country they have their garbage natives filled in with the NJ and NY left overs.  Driving went from a sweet, delicate pleasure...

That being said…

Last night dinner was fucking stupid. In fact  all of the food was in South Carolina that we had. Other then these shitty pork meatballs I ordered but that’s my fault for not going with the oysters the bartender suggested. Fuck me.  Anyway. Look at this...

Things I learned and relearned.

Things I learned today.  1. An 11 hour drive is much different on paper. Especially with your mom in tow.  2. Louis ck wife sounds like she was a serious cunt from his stand up.  3. I’m very sticky.  4. I can drive a long time without getting tired.  5. I was...

General Outline: Subject to change

This is my basic outline for the first half of my trip. I am open to suggestions of places to eat, stay, sleep, drink, hike, explore, camp or pretty much anything else that is awesome. Send me an e-mail or text if you have any...