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First off. I’m gunna skip to the end. I will kick you out for eating in the bed. It’s gross. My partner is crime is lucky she has her own bed. As far as I’m concerned that bed is tainted. To make matters worse it’s 2:09am. McDonald’s was...
The worst part about driving to Florida is actually driving in Florida. Jesus Christ. Florida is filled with some of the worst people in the country they have their garbage natives filled in with the NJ and NY left overs. Driving went from a sweet, delicate pleasure...
Last night dinner was fucking stupid. In fact all of the food was in South Carolina that we had. Other then these shitty pork meatballs I ordered but that’s my fault for not going with the oysters the bartender suggested. Fuck me. Anyway. Look at this...
Truth. My mom is a pain in the ass. She can talk forever. And she smokes like a chimney. But. She’s the best, most loyal and beautiful person you can ever meet in your life. Period. Don’t ever take for granted the things you have. Cherish them. As fucking...
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