Sunday I woke up kind of late. Like 10:30am and knew exactly what I wanted to do. It’s called Hamilton pool and it looked amazing in pictures. Sadly when I tried to make a reservation and they were all booked up and you couldn’t swim anyway. What to do what to do. I had this planned out. I’m packing my backpack and look up more swimming and cliff jumping. Jacobs well it is.
Before Jacobs well I was told it was important to go to torchys tacos and order off the secret menu. I’m really glad I did. Shit was on point. And their soda brand uses all cane sugar for the drinks. Legit the best soda I’ve ever had. The tacos we’re so massive I ate one and took two bites out of the other for gluttony and fast purposes. And it was only $12. Boom. Stuffed like a piggy. Time to go jump.
Oh and I saw this cool no cellphone hippie bar on the walk back to my car. Actually not a bad concept if I wasn’t going to be surrounded by pudding pops. ?
Jacobs well is this 30 foot deep hole in the ground that you can cliff jump into. You can also see straight to the bottom because the water is so crystal clear. As I walked up the glowing beauty of Latina ass was screaming at me with the deep blue color of the hole. It’s only a 15 foot jump and this really hot Brazilian girl wearing a thong bikini was standing in front of of me shaking saying I can’t do it haha. So I go past her hop on and just hang out on the bottom while she does this for another 35 min or so. I’m just sitting here basking around 15 sexy Brazilian girls who don’t want shit to do with me. Lol
Nothing crazy happens. Just raw beauty. And lots of Brazilian beauty. But it’s all good. I end up talking to this Mexican girl who is adorable but really straight forward and just asking me question after question like I was getting grilled. Bitch I like my nipple piercings. And no I don’t have them for bdsm purposes.
After Jacobs well I decided to go to the Barton natural springs pool which is a 2 acre natural// man made pool. However due to rain activity sometimes there is not enough water or too much bacteria that they deem it unsafe to swim in. I drive there get out and it’s closed. Oh well I’ll just see what it looks like and head out to shower and get ready for a couple of other things.
So I hop back in my jeep and nothing. The bitch is dead. Fuck. And I’m in a parking spot in the middle of two cars with no one in sight. So I man mode push it up a small hill out of the spot while turning the wheel. Fuck it was not easy. I finally get it into a position where someone can jump me. And some pretty older lady drives by and I asked her if she would please just help me jump my car really fast. She says absolutely no problem.
I try to jump it with no avail. And I’m just laughing and talking to this lady. She told me she loved my accent. ????
Anyway it’s not jumping. She hops in and I push the car into an actual spot where it’s easy to get too when I get back. She insists on driving me back to my Airbnb and tells me it’s not a problem at all. She’s such a sweetheart. Her and her daughter are both equally beautiful and her daughter was visiting from Nyc and she had just moved there two months ago. She kept smiling and couldn’t believe how cheerful I was enough though this was happening. What can you do? Shit happens. I could be sad or just laugh and realize it happens and make the best of it.
Another dose of real life on the car ride. Her sister had died tragically two months ago and left behind two little boys. This beautiful woman adopted them and decided it was best for all of them to have a fresh start in a new place together and moved to Austin, Texas. My heart sank. She was all smiles and completely optimistic. Her husband had been shot many years prior in a drive by shooting. And she was still that strong. What a tough lady. We kept talking and they were asking me questions about my trip. These two sweethearts have my heart. <3 make the best of any situation.
I refrained from telling them to read this due to the amount of excrement and sheer retardation I encompass. Speaking of pooping.
We get about a half mile from the Airbnb and it’s that time. All of the tacos and jumping and hiking and swimming and no pooping. The sewer has backed up. I let one nearly fart out right before I got into the car. Thank god she sped away. It could’ve killed a toddler. About a half mile away this becomes really real. She’s driving we are having a beautiful conversation but I can feel my butt begging me. Please Daniel. Find a toilet. Two tacos beckoning my sphincter. As we pull up in visibly sweating. Still smiling and trying not to let on that I need to get out of these ASAP.
This is up there in the sweetest things that’s ever happened to me category. She turns around and says I feel like I need to say something to you. Go for it.
She told me God wanted me to know that I’m a very special person and whatever it is I’m looking for. I will find.
Honestly. This does mean a lot to me. I’m not a religious person. I don’t pray and I’m not quite sure how I feel about the entire God situation. But I do know that what she said came from her heart. ?
However, she then asked if she could say a prayer for me. Which was about 2 minutes long. And although it was beautiful and very nice I’m almost shaking. Like back to New Orleans half sprint shaking. I need to get this checked out. She finishes and I thank them both so much and dead sprint for the back door. Ya you know it.
Seriously. Truly. From the bottom of my heart. I hope they lady gets everything she wants in life. We need more beautiful people like her. Thank you.
Anyway I get my tools and grab this jump starter thing I have and throw it in my backpack. I take a $15 their version of uber ride back 3 miles. My driver was super awesome older black dude from Georgia. We bullshited and talked about the different areas. Pretty insightful. Expensive ass ride though.
If there is one thing I think everyone should own is this jumper box thing I have. It self regulates and jumps a car instantly. It can charge phones everything. This thing is amazing. I’ll post pictures of it later. Anyway. It jumps my car and I instantly remember my jumper cables I was using went bad a while ago. Mother fucker.
I jumped the bitch. He’s alive. So I drive home and when I get there it dies again and the gauges start going crazy. I called my buddy Hoie from home who is a badass mechanic and told him a bunch of shit going on and he gave me a run down and what I should do. I spent three hours running around getting stuff to take care of it all in the morning. However now it’s running fine. Mother fucker.
Sadly. I missed the bats again. This time because I needed to straighten out my truck. So I went home took a power nap and prepared to hang out on east sixth and grab some Detroit style pizza.
The pizza was sung expensive but really delicious. I got this pepperoni one and it was just delicate and sexy. It was basically $15 for 4 slices of scilian pizza. I would not say it’s worth that money. But it was damn good.
I trolled around a little bit and to be honest was kind of a tool. I wasn’t getting a good vibe and the only girls I really had to talk to. I listened to their conversation and no thanks. I had a couple of beers at this one bar and hung out with some people who were rolling but I could tell it was starting to set in hard so I took off.
As I got home I realized how much shit I had to do before I left and I just wanted a good nights sleep. When I roll up the Spanish kid comes walking over to my car and asks for papers. I gave him a cig since I don’t smoke pot and he goes on this rant about he wanted to go out to get girls and talking about his life back in Philly and all kinds of shit. I won’t lie I felt kinda bad so I grabbed a beer and let him rant for a few min.
The first day when I left to go on the creek I didn’t know if my backpack would get wet so I wanted to hide my burning man ticket and wallet. I hid it up in that back left hand corner behind the old port bottle and the cheese thing. Haha
My room.
After I finished my beer I went inside to knock out. Just another awesome day with things to do and see. People to meet. It’s great to be reminded of how awesome people can be sometimes. Cheers and I love you guys. <3
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