Last night dinner was fucking stupid. In fact  all of the food was in South Carolina that we had. Other then these shitty pork meatballs I ordered but that’s my fault for not going with the oysters the bartender suggested. Fuck me. 

Anyway. Look at this dish…


Did you look at it?

Good. Because it’s fucking stupid amazing. Seafood pasta with a Cajun butter sauce. Go flick the bean or jerk off and realize that that nut. That nut wasn’t anywhere near as special as this dish. It was beautiful. Elegant. Even cold in the middle of the night when my self respect goes out the window with the mediforical fork I had. Scallops. God damn my mouth is watering. 

This is why I’m fat. 

Anyway. Finally with my family. The lot of animals in Florida. And drinking is a very important part of this. So for now. Cheers to all of you. Especially my buddies enjoying lake Geordie without me this weekend and my other buddies who are pussy whipped by gfs and manny who has a kid. Like a stupid dummy. But at least the kid is beyond awesome. He’s doing a great job. 

Whether or not I know you. I love you. Here’s to life. Cheers.